Malicious Militial Madness

Malicious Militial Madness is a Make a Good Level X3 contest entry, submitted by TrumpetZorua. The player may choose between Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad.

Sturg
My father told me I needed to charge you $1 for every death I had so you owe me 8$ I guess

Zatsupachi
Your fiery passion amuses me. (Someone get the fire extinguisher, the noxious gas coming from the rubber and flames is killing the audience.)

Rameau's Nephew
Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.

+ Hopping flames ascend to bouncing flames and have a dance party

- Our hopes revealed to be but japes

Other: I'm increasingly coming to see 1F0 as a metaphor for coasting by in life.

Author's notes
Location: Bounce House

Adjective: Hypnotic

NPC: Hopping Flame

Extra: Military Base

No character preference.