Desert Reign Frog

Desert Reign Frog is a Make a Fun Awesome Boss 2 contest entry, submitted by acrowdofpeople. The player is automatically filtered to Link at the start.

Sturg
Was there supposed to be more to Wart? He just sort of sat there like a punching bag -- more than usual. This was much more level than boss, and had as much meat to it as a frog's leg. Okay that joke was dumb I'm revoking my own license.

Zatsupachi
(I saw the meme comin' from just the title.) And it is a resounding battlecry.

Rameau's Nephew
I'm honestly just confused by this. It's not really a boss, except for the part where you perfunctorily shank Wart at the end. Who is Bowser up until some squeeking starts. You're allegedly supposed to save some Toads, but killing them is fine, too. Enemies shoot out pieces of doughnut. Water randomly turns to sand at one point, but this may just be part of the general theme of transmutation.

+ It's quick and painless

- It might be a sign I'm having a stroke

Other: Step off the train / I'm walkin' down your street again / Past your door, I guess you don't live there anymore / It's years since you've been there /

And now you've disappeared somewhere / Like outer space, you've found some better place

Author's notes
The pictures I recieved were used to create the shape of the boss arena, as well as the suggestion to put Bowser as a boss... Until I decided on Wart, since he was more properly froggish.